So, What is Our Purpose?
The Davis Senior High School Captain Planet Club is an environmental
organization comprised of over 40 active, enthusiastic, and fascinating people. Much of our energy comes from the exciting
premise for the club; Captain Planet is a cartoon hero of the 1990s who galantly fights the evils of pollution and waste in
order to preserve our precious earth. In keeping with the tradition of the show, we call ourselves "Planeteers,"
a term that literally connotates "popular kids," or "good looking," and sometimes even "outrageously cool." We pride ourselves
on the humble contributions we make to our environment and community at large; perpetuating the glorious stuggle of
Captain Planet is the purpose of this organization's existence.
Our Mission
Our mission is to follow in the teachings of Captain Planet;
namely, to do our part in protecting the earth from pollution and wastefulness. Our club tackles important issues that other
clubs, such as the DHS "environmental" club, are too timid to take on. These hot topics include what to do about the copious
amounts of trash in the parking lot, how we can help preseve the local wild life refuge, whether our t-shirt design
better than the environmental club's, and more. Some of these questions we already know the answers to, but still a multitude
of others need someone to heed the call... Planeteers.
How Does Our Club Work?
The DHS Captain Planet Club, formed in January 2005, is an
active environmental service club dedicated to helping our community and earth through projects, events, and general
awareness. We work with local organizations, businesses, and professionals to contribute our part to the fight
against pollution, waste, and environmental disregard in today's world.
Our club is set up dynamically as a friendly environment to aid both fellow Planeteers and
our external community. Each Planeteer belongs to one of five committees within the club; Earth, Fire, Heart, Water, or
Wind. These smaller groups are distinguished by their T-shirt colors (see here), following by the example of the characters of the Captain Planet T.V. series of the 1990s. The committees are designed to have Planeteers get to know one other more personally in smaller group
settings. Comraderie is quickly formed between members of the committees, and is displayed positively in settings like projects
and meetings. However, inter-committee relations are never disregarded, as the club is a very collaborative, communal
atmosphere. We all work together to accomplish our goals, even by delegating leadership duties to willing
Planeteers.
In the school setting at Davis Senior High School, our club meets
every other Tuesday at lunch in room L-23 to discuss upcoming events, projects, news, and to generally have a good time.
On the off weeks of club meetings, officer meetings are held to plan and organize upcoming meetings, projects, and fundraisers.
We pride ourselves on being a very hip, friendly, collaborative club working together do our part--come by and see
for yourself!
To learn more about our club's purpose and structure, view the
DHS Captain Planet Club Constitution, written by Joe Garrity in January 2005.

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Officers 2005-2006 |
Meet
Our Officers!
Club Representatives
Joe Garrity
Joe is a lonely teenager looking for a companion to hold
at night. He enjoys backpacking in the buck and crocheting inappropriate garments for his dog. Joe says the key to life is
to "look at everything with one of your eyes closed. It hurts after a while."
David Panek
David is often titled "Mr. Popular" at DHS, but almost
exclusively in Anime Club meetings every month. David spends his time repairing his broken glasses with superfluous
amounts of tape, and enjoys perusing the backs of cereal boxes. After high school, David says he plans to "live
with my mom."
Secretary, Nicho Campos
Nicho is a fun-loving member of the loathed DHS environmental club. Nicho excels in flying home-made kites, annoying
people, and un-rooting trees with his bare hands. If Nicho could be one thing, he says he would want to be a "is this going on
the website?" Nicho would like to thank his step mom for all of her love and tolerance.
Treasurer, Evan Aguirre
Evan is a skilled field hockey player, but admits that "the sport is absolutely worthless. Man, my back hurts like a--did
I just call it a sport?" Evan's favorite past-times include observing others sleeping, chugging tang, and visiting his "gorilla
friends" at the Sacramento Zoo. Evan would like to give a "shout-out" to Koko, saying, "Forever young, friend," in American
sign language. Evan added in a friendly closing remark, "I will rob this club of every dime it sees."
Project Coordinators
Phil Garrity
When asked what he enjoys most about earth, Phil replied casually
that "it really isn't all it's cracked up to be." In his free time, Phil enjoys being flagrantly off topic, jogging backward
at night on I-80 East, and making a scene in quiet settings. Phil says he lives on the edge by "holding it
until it really hurts." As project coordinator, Phil says he hopes to "sabotage my fellow project coordinator's
political career."
Julia Van Horn
An interesting fact Julia would like others to know about her is that
her dad was the understudy windchime player in the band formally known as "Van Halen," and also that she may or may not be
a chronic bed-wetter--"look at my sheets and see for yourself," she added. If Julia had free time, she says she would "stop
talking to Joe Garrity," and "work on making eye contact with people taller than me." Julia hopes to climb the ranks of the
CP club, and eventually impose a communist, but friendly, regime.
Publicity, Doug Sprankling
Doug is a maverick at DHS, and notorious in even the most reclusive
of circles for his reckless antics, like the time he "cherry-bombed the chicks' toilets." Doug says the activities
he enjoys most are shameless self-promotion, studying the top of people's heads, and "spray-painting my SAT score on
the hood of David Panek's car every Monday." Before he dies, Doug says he would like to "mangle the public image of this club
beyond repair."
Teacher Sponsor, A.K.A. Captain Planet, Kevin Williams
Kevin is an easy-going 47 year old who is known
for going through the motions, feeling luke-warm about his club sponsorship, and invoking tears in his students. When
asked what he likes most about teaching, Kevin replied, "it really only sucks on the weekdays." In his free-time, Kevin enjoys listening
to radio static, collecting uniquely shaped Oreo-O's, and "burning my AP U.S. history students' work in
the back of my running car just to make them do it again." Before storming off from this survey, Kevin added
off-handedly, "this club won't last a week."
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